how do i get over someone who i never dated
jokes about communism aren’t funny unless you share them with everyone
*grabs skateboard* babe im gonna do this radical trick to show u i love u
*breaks leg trying to do radical trick* babe i did this for u
"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird
It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.
*makes raptor noises*
HELENA IS WEARING THE HELMET BACKWARDS
I used to have a neon green puffer fish friend named Leon and he would spit water at me and give me kisses if I put my finger near the surface of the water and greet me when I walked up to his tank he was so sweet and then he ate his tank mates and that was a little scary.